The Captain Hooker Show

Its all happens on Monday, my favorite day. At 4-6pm every week, you can hear Alley Bones Jones shoot shit with real class acts like: The Buzzcocks, Gogol Bordello, Throw Rag, Eagles of Death Metal, The Teenage Harlets, The Fiery Furnaces, Voodoo Glow Skulls and other on air drunken/drugged up/recovering hooligans. Not too mention all the music. Hear for yourself, call in and ask dirty questions to people you've always wanted to fuck.. or request music, you know...whatever

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

10/02 COREY PARKS FROM THE DIE HUNNS

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Isn't she fucking hot? Me-ow... Let me tell you- for someone that was voted one the top 20 or 30 scariest people in Orange County or whatever- she comes off just sweet as pie. What a fucking bad-ass too- She's in 3 Amazing bands- all packed to the grimey brim with other registered felons and seasoned musicians.

So little radio babies- Now is your chance to check out the Die Hunns latest and greatest: 'You rot me'
Its a little different than their last album- but dont let that discourage you cause its fucking great. You can read more about it here: http://www.alive-totalenergy.com/Hunns.html or check out their myspace page here:www.myspace.com/diehunns

Playlist for 10/2:

1. Pansy Division: Fem in a black leather
2. Buzzcocks- Boredom
3. Carbonas- Blackout
4. Murder City Devils- Iggy
5. Misfits- Angelfuck
6. Ultravox- Saturday night in the city of the dead
7. Magazine- Shot by both sides
8. Undertones- Teenage Kicks
9. Richard Hell and the Voidoids- White punks on dope
10. Charely Horse- Bad Ass Dad
11. The Advers- Gary Gillmore's eyes
12. Die Hunns- Jorge
13. Die Hunns- I dont want to hear it
14. Die Hunns- You Rot me

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

8/28 HABITFORMING

Special Guests Jethro and Brian from local SF band Habitforming in studio. These guys were some wild boys, more GG Allin stories and Brian picked out an Amazing track called "BloodWhore"

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Setlist:

Without You- Teenage Harlets
Clash City Rockers- Clash
You call it love- Angry Angles
Blackout- Carbonas
Hang up- Throw Rag
Stab Wound Baby- Knockout Pills !!!!
Composite Synthesizer- Phenomenauts
Hillside Strangler- Hollywood Squares
Black Leather- Metros
Dogs were barking- Gogol Bordello
Time- David Bowie
Midnight Service at the Mutter Museum- Murder City Devils
Mental Case- NCM
Antiworld- Nina Hagen
I am Mutant- Count Vertigo
Peek-a-Boo- Siouxie and the Banshees
Suicide- The Shrikers
No Friends- Adolescents
TNT- AC/DC
Skating Babylon- Adolescents
Jigsaw Youth- Bikini Kill
I like Fucking- Bikini Kill
Living in the 80's- Zero Boys
1979- Teengenerate
1988- Rubbers
Summer of '82- N.O.T.A
1978- Gizmos
1984- Genetic Control
1967- Dayglo Abortions
1977- Armitage Skanks
1981- Angry Samoans
1964- Teenage Harlets
1970- The Stooges
90's Normal- Bratmobile
No 1990- 7 Seconds


HabitForming Songs from their new album 'Involved':
Get So Long
Intermingle
John, Let the Boys Go
Big Daddy Novaicaine

You can get more info on them here: www.myspace.com/habitforming

Oh- and there was that Blood Whore song by Igor Spectre

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

8/21/06 Sleepy Todd and the Flakes

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Special Guests Sleepy Todd and the Flakes.

Sleepy Todd did a live acoustic set for us, 7 action packed songs and if you liked what you heard there, You are gonna LOVE his new recording of Crossing guards gone wild! For more information please email alleybones@piratecatradio.com

Now the Flakes, they spent most of their on air time talking about drinking urine and making out with GG Allin and how boring they are in real life.But I thought they were pretty fun. They brought in some great 45's from their personal collection too.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Buzzcocks!!!

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Thats right ladies and germs. In my lastest and greatest stunt I put my pirate instrincts to work and met with my own idols- the Buzzcocks after their SF show here and asked them a few questions. Since the podcast is down, I will be rebroadcasting this again next week, since its so nice- I've got to play it twice.

If any of you Radioland babies have any questions in the meantime you just saddle up a buzz buzz and let me know.

xoxo

Setlist:

1. Orgasm Addict- The Buzzcocks
2. Partytime- 45 Grave
3. No Friends- Adolescents
4. Cornfed Dames- The Cramps
5. Rawhide- Dead Kennedys
6. I love living in the city- Fear
7. Damaged Goods- Gang of Four
8. Feels Blind- Bikini Kill
9. Snip Snip Snip- Chumbawumba
10. Richard Hung Himself- DI
11. Nightmare pt 2- Zutons
12. Hypnotise- White Stripes
13. Animal Day- Wall of Voodoo
14. Baby Baby- The Vibrators
15. Teenage Kicks- The Undertones
16. I was a human a-bomb for the FBI- Zombina and the Skeletones
17. Suspect Device- Stiff Little Fingers
18. Boredom- Buzzcocks
19. Undertaker- Thinking Feelers
20. No Such Thing- Agent Orange
21. Tony's Theme- Pixies
22. Real Cool Time- Ramones
23. Kiss them for me- Siouxie and the Banshees
24. Golden Brown- The Stranglers
25. Ballroom Blitz- Sweet
26. I wont fall in love today- Sucidal Tendancies
27. Rain Dogs- Tom Waits
28. Plans for Nigel- XTC
29. Sunday Girl- Blondie

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Voodoo Glow Skulls and The Famous

Remember how rad the Voodoo Glow Skulls were when you were ________ ? Junior High School maybe? Smoking pot underneath the bleachers and ditching the last class of the day to drive around in a van looking for new skate spots?
The Voodoo Glow Skulls have a whole new Generation of kids that are still doing that. It’s amazing really.

As for The Famous, well these are some nice SF boys that just wanna play some good ole country rock N Roll, Cover a few Prince songs, tell stories about pet cockroaches named 'cocky' and rent dirty movies from Tucson video stores that have names like 'Butt-pirates of the Caribbean: the case of the pearl necklace' and "The Loin King'. What more in life is there really? Oh, Mojito's too I suppose.


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Set list:

1. Too Drunk too fuck- DK
2. Sex and Dying in high society- X
3. 88 lines about 44 woman- The Nails
4. Code Blue- TSOL
5. Jet Boy Jet Girl- The Damned
6. Wayne County and the Electric Chairs- Fuck Off
7. Group Sex- Circle Jerks
8. Sex Beat- Gun Club
9. Sex on Wheels- My life with the Thrill Kill Cult
10. Submission- Sex pistols
11. Pasties and a G String- Tom Waits


Voodoo Glow Skulls Interview

12. Here comes the Sun- Voodoo Glow Skulls
13. Up with the Cock- Judge Dread
14. Pussy Time- Nashville Pussy
15. Detachable Penis- King Missile
16. My Thrills- Teenage Harlets
17. Cumming into my own- Lunachicks
18. Do you wanna touch me?- J. Jett
21. Hot Pearl Snatch- The Cramps
22. Sweet Transvestite- Apocalypse Hoboken
23. Angel Fuck- Misfits
24. Dressed in Blue- Morphine


The Famous Interview

25. Son of a Snake- The Famous

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

7/10 Throw Rag & Scotch Greens

Boy oh Boy do I like those Throw rag fella's. A little quieter off stage than on, granted, but cool as cool gets. Theres also an interview from Xander Cox of the Scotch Greens in there. Scotch greens are great, nice corn-fed iowa boys that were kind enough to meet with me and provide me with water and shade relief from the Warped Tour heat.

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1. Charley Horse- Bad Ass Dad
2. SUB HUM ANS- Our Society
3. Rudimentary Peni- Teenage Time Killer
4. Circle Jerks- Wild in the Streets
5. The Adicts- Viva la Revolution
6. MDC- Chicken Squak
7. Naked Agression- I had an abortion in the back alley
8. Cramps- She Said
9. GG Allin- Gonna raise hell in NYC tonight
10. King Missile- Detachable Penis
11. The Rapture- Out of the races and onto the tracks
12. Dead Boys- Hey Little Girl
13. The Gits- Here's to your fuck
14. Wayne County and the Electric Chairs- Fuck Off
15. Bay of Pigs- Pirates Life

THROW RAG INTERVIEW

16. Throw Rag- Johnny
17. Mink Deville- Let me dream
18. The Stranglers- Hanging around
19. Teenage Harlets- ha ha ha ha ha
20. Tedio Boys- Back from the crypt
21. Toilet Boys- We get around
22. New York Dolls- Stranded in the jungle
23. Phenomenauts- Galactic Pioneers
24. Ramones- All is quiet on the eastern Front
25. Wire- Mannequin
26. X- Adult Books
27. NOFX- Please play this song

SCOTCH GREENS

28.Scotch Greens- Professional
29. Scotch Greens- Rumspringa
30. Clash- Janie Jones
31. Johnny Thunders- She's untouchable
32. Jonathan Richman- New England
33. Stoooges- TV Eye
34. Lunachicks- Say what you mean
35. Joan Jett- Do you wanna touch me

Friday, June 30, 2006

6/26 Gay'ing it up a notch

Special Pride Show for our drive time visitors driving away. I got a lot of good requests and sorry I didnt get to all of them, but some things need to be done the bones way.

Setlist:
Grace Jones- Warm Leatherette
Rocky Horror- Sweet Transvestite
Jayne County and the Electric Chairs- Toilet Love
Lou Reed- Walk on the wild side
Bolshoi- A Way
Of Montreal- Tim, I wish you were born a girl
Toilet Boys- We get around
Dead Boys- Caught with the meat in your mouth
REM- End of the world
Queen- Killer Queen
Till Tuesday- Voices Carry
Wire- Mannequin
Buzzcocks- Ever fallen in love
Cramps- Hot pool of woman need
Devo- Jocko Homo
Elvis- Jailhouse Rock
FB3- Lunatics have taken over the asylum
Camper Van Beethoven- Pictures of matchstick men
Gogol Bordello- Start wearing purple
The Jam- Boy about town
The Queers- Another Girl
MC Frontalot- I heart Fags
Nina Hagen- Antiworld
Brian Eno- Babys on Fire
Joan Jett- Do you wanna touch me?
Suzanne Vega- Toms Diner